Comic Relief for June 30, 2002

June 30, 2002: By the Salem Comic

Quote of the Week: "You seem to have a thing for desktops these days."-Victor to Nicole

John’s first reaction to seeing Tony Dimera was to slam him up against the wall and put him in a choke hold. How cordial. Later when Tony was explaining Stefano's death and whatnot, John said, "Let him talk," and Roman said, "So you can choke him again?" HEE! I also liked the comment Brady made about John leaping tall buildings in a single bound and saving lives when Belle was wondering where her parents were after the fake fire at Penthouse Grill.

If Jack and Jennifer fell asleep at Jennifer's desk the night before, how did the story about Tony Dimera being alive and Stefano Dimera being dead make the front page of the Spectator?

Chloe doesn't want Philip around. It's really sad. Everytime he comes to see her she acts like she can't stand the sight of him. Chloe is tired of his stupid presents (It doesn't bother her when Brady brings her presents though). He needs to take a hint and leave the girl alone. She's sick and doesn't want to be bothered with you, Phil. You're annoying!

Does John have a really short waist or are his pants pulled up too high? When John was wearing that tight white, tucked-in shirt, it looked like his pants were pulled up to his ribs like granny panties. I noticed this style of dress in John a long time ago. He needs to do something about that. That's just ridiculous.

Nicole and Collin having sexual relations. Eww, my eyes! Why must we be subjected to this kind of torture?! I'd rather see VICTOR and Nicole doing the nasty and I mean NASTY than see Nicole and Collin go at it. No, I'm lying. NOTHING is worse than a Victor/Nicole sex session.

Wouldn't everybody know if Stefano was REALLY dead? It would be all over the newspapers since Stefano is supposedly known the world over.

I enjoyed Sami's and Brandon's bickering at the hospital about Lexie.

Brandon: "She needs my help."

Sami: "She wants your body." You know you want his body too, Sami.

I also enjoyed Tony's quips this week.

Sami to Brandon: "Tony's my friend!"

Tony in the background: "Not true!"

Tony leading Sami and Brandon to the door: "I would invite you back, but I'm afraid you might say yes!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brady and Philip walked into Chloe’s room after their argument outside and subsesquent roast courtesy of Nancy laughing and being nice to each other. Chloe asked when they became such good friends and they told her they’d called a truce and then they danced around like total idiots. Crack kills. I'm tellin' ya.


	June 30, 2002: By the Salem Comic Quote of the Week: "You seem to have a thing for desktops these days."-Victor to Nicole John’s first reaction to seeing Tony Dimera was to slam him up against the wall and put him in a choke hold. How cordial. Later when Tony was explaining Stefano's death and whatnot, John said, "Let him talk," and Roman said, "So you can choke him again?" HEE! I also liked the comment Brady made about John leaping tall buildings in a single bound and saving lives when Belle was wondering where her parents were after the fake fire at Penthouse Grill. If Jack and Jennifer fell asleep at Jennifer's desk the night before, how did the story about Tony Dimera being alive and Stefano Dimera being dead make the front page of the Spectator? Chloe doesn't want Philip around. It's really sad. Everytime he comes to see her she acts like she can't stand the sight of him. Chloe is tired of his stupid presents (It doesn't bother her when Brady brings her presents though). He needs to take a hint and leave the girl alone. She's sick and doesn't want to be bothered with you, Phil. You're annoying! Does John have a really short waist or are his pants pulled up too high? When John was wearing that tight white, tucked-in shirt, it looked like his pants were pulled up to his ribs like granny panties. I noticed this style of dress in John a long time ago. He needs to do something about that. That's just ridiculous. Nicole and Collin having sexual relations. Eww, my eyes! Why must we be subjected to this kind of torture?! I'd rather see VICTOR and Nicole doing the nasty and I mean NASTY than see Nicole and Collin go at it. No, I'm lying. NOTHING is worse than a Victor/Nicole sex session. Wouldn't everybody know if Stefano was REALLY dead? It would be all over the newspapers since Stefano is supposedly known the world over. I enjoyed Sami's and Brandon's bickering at the hospital about Lexie. Brandon: "She needs my help." Sami: "She wants your body." You know you want his body too, Sami. I also enjoyed Tony's quips this week. Sami to Brandon: "Tony's my friend!" Tony in the background: "Not true!" Tony leading Sami and Brandon to the door: "I would invite you back, but I'm afraid you might say yes!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brady and Philip walked into Chloe’s room after their argument outside and subsesquent roast courtesy of Nancy laughing and being nice to each other. Chloe asked when they became such good friends and they told her they’d called a truce and then they danced around like total idiots. Crack kills. I'm tellin' ya.